Saturday, July 4, 2009
Eunice says that someone in SSAJ KLUANG got H1N1. And its true coz his bro was in that sch.
LIke wat a bullshit.
Still, when I thought that someday, the ugly desease will slowly slide its way to our small small town, it frightens me.
What if I die?
What if I died and my last unfulfilled wishes left in that empty shelf, forever ungranted?
What if I died and that stupid An did not even get to give me back the money I'd lend him?
What if I died and I still haven figured out why guys go for the older women?
The solution to that equation above, is simple.
A will, of course.
My will will be simple.Straightforward and cut the the chase.
In letters. To family members, friends, frenemies, enemies.
To ex, and everyone that had cared.
Here's the definition of a will, for anyone who care to know:
A Will is a declaration made by a testator, in the form prescribed by law, as to how his property is to be distributed when he dies. If the person making a Will is a man, he is called the testator ; and if a woman, a testatrix. The Will authorises an executor (a man) or an executrix (a woman) to collect assets, pay off debts and divide the property according to the wishes of the deceased as stated in the Will.
I, Crystal Lee Yen Xian, hereby announce the benefactor of my assets.
My mum shall have my money. I suggest she donate to Africa.
My jewelries and knick-knacks shall be given to the Society of Lalamuis.
My clothes, to the orphanage.
My books, to my brothers, read them as you wish.
The request:
My body, buried , not cremated.
Me wearing a very nice blue dress when buried.
A funeral session in a church.
No red in my funeral.
Sign,
Crystal.
yea, well, this is starting to creep me out.
Maybe Jon is right, maybe I'm just too dramatic over these.
*Shivers-me-timbles*
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