Nerd In Chic
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
Someone is waiting
Someone who understands exactly how you feel
Exactly how you feel
Someone is dreaming
Someone is hoping just that this will be the day
That this will be the day that you take your eyes off the ground
Out of the blue, you see that someone is looking right back at you
Maybe that someone's me
Maybe it's meant to be lovers, strangers
Sometimes bombs fall quietlyMaybe it's chemistry
Maybe it's hard to see that someone is the right one
Well I hope that someone is me
Nobody's perfectNobody's perfectNo one really knows the truth
How we got the point of view
There's too many questions
There's too many questions
And too many reasons not to try
There's too many reasons not to try
But you, you take your eyes off the ground out of the blue
And see that someone is looking right back at you
Maybe that someone's me
Maybe it's meant to be lovers, strangers
Sometimes bombs fall quietly
Maybe it's chemistry
Maybe it's hard to see that someone is the right one
Well I hope that someone is me
Where you gonna go from here?
'Cause everything you need's out there
You can have it if you dare
If you dare
There's someone, somewhere
There's someone, somewhere
There's someone, somewhereThere's someone, somewhere
Maybe that someone's me
Maybe it's meant to be lovers, strangers
Sometimes bombs fall quietly
Maybe it's chemistry
Maybe it's hard to see that someone is the right one
Well I hope that someone is me
Someone is me
Someone is me
I hope that,
I hope that someone is me
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Yay, facts! I loove them, they are smart, shocking, and real !(well, durh!)
Here's some of my pick, enjoy=] :
INTERESTING facts:
Most lipstick is partially made of fish scales. ( Poor guys, puckering up us fishbreathe)
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.(Wait, mosquitoes have teeth?)
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E". ( He never used "the","then"...?what kinda novel is this?)
Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine. (Apples: crunchy ,munchy goodness.)
The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites. (Felt the itch when ya'll sleep in bed, ain't it?)
No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH".( Come to think of it, hell yeah! )
The human brain is 80% water. ( I don't even wanna think about it.)
Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum. ( I should try my hands on the chewing gum business.)
A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.( Goldfish=Unreliable pets)
Because metal was scarce; the Oscars given out during World War II were made of plaster.
Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats!
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
Common pesticides such as roach, termite, and flea insecticide can be found in the bodies of majority of Americans.
Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.
WEIRD facts:
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult.
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people''s clothes.
In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
It costs about 3 cents to make a $1 bill in the United States.
Leonardo da Vinci was dyslexic, and he often wrote backwards
COOL facts:
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.
All polar bears are left handed.
All the swans in England are property of the Queen.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made of grass.
Aluminum used to be more valuable than gold!
America once issued a 5-cent bill!
Babies are born without knee caps.
Babies start dreaming even before they''re born.
Babies that are breastfed are more likely to be slimmer as adults than those that are not breastfed.
USELESS facts:
The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.).
Marie Curie, the Nobel prize winning scientist who discovered radium, died of radiation poisoning.
Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
Paper money is not made from wood pulp but from cotton. This means that it will not disintegrate as fast if it is put in the laundry.
The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.
The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.
The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts.
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.(haha, i get it)
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Other facts:
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
It's against the law to slam your car door in Switzerland.
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.
Jennifer Anistons original name is Jennifer Anastassakis!
Thats all folks!
I'm tired and bored again. lol
"When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red."
cryx
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Monday, July 13, 2009
LOl, was sick today, so i was absent from sch. YAY..!!!???
well, f*** if u think that. The sore throat is making me sound like crackers all smashed up in a packet and my back ached like someones nagging my back.
schools out for me, but even tho its a simple 24 hrs, it can bored me to tears. so inspired by mish, i had found my solution to beat the boredom outta those sickiess out there. (Primary: H1N1 suspects)
Heres:
To get a woman you need time and money so
woman = time X money
Time is money so
woman = money x money= money^2
money is the root of all evil
evil = money^2
therefore
woman = evil
(I don't agree to that, we " women " arent so moneyminded. We just take 99% of watcha have, not all)
This one is very funny.Nice one , Peter.---->
Now this, is just making fun of a blond.----->
Another one:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
To Conclude:
* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
* Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!
This Is a CLASSIC!!!
Thats ALL folks!
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sore throat. one of H1N1's works.
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Sunday, July 12, 2009
Themes for installation. Lol, pansie asking for help on moi pansie club's install theme.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. ............................?
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ........................?
The future belongs to those who dare to dream. ...........................?
Change for the betterment our community. ..........................?
Action is the foundational key to all success. ..........................?
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. ............................?
Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. .............................?
Action is Believing in the Change. ...........................? ( haha, ABC )
The purpose of life is in our hands. ...........................?
Believe in our dreams and give trust in our faith. ............................?
Act to inspire our leaders to become more. .........................?
Where there is love there is life. ............................?
Brevity is the soul of wit. ...............................?
Success favours the brave. .................................?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. .................................?
Reach for the stars with one heart. ........................................?
Lead to inspire others and to be inspired. ................................?
like, is there a better theme?
" Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus."
Cryx
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Monday, July 6, 2009
I ate too much chocolate today. Kitkat, Oreos, Roches, u name it.
It too much, so much chocolate I'm getting a lil too crazy, which results to crankiness, the side effect of chocolate-rush-craziness. Hell, I don't even know what i'm talking about. I'm suppose to be nice, and write something nice but the problem is i'm not all that nice and i'll be just as fake as mannequins if i'm 100% nice. I'm so sick of being crystal 'The Boring One". I want to be crystal " The Crystal". Is that too much to ask?
Well, come to think of it, maybe it IS too silly to brawl over this matter.
All i'm saying is i need to vent out this crankiness(due to OH-SO-DELICIOUS chocolates!!!!!!!mwahmwahmwah!YUM!How sinfull.)before it cramp my style.
I'm really a NUTHEAD.
"You laugh because i'm different, i laugh because you're all the same."
crystal the big arsehole
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Saturday, July 4, 2009
Eunice says that someone in SSAJ KLUANG got H1N1. And its true coz his bro was in that sch.
LIke wat a bullshit.
Still, when I thought that someday, the ugly desease will slowly slide its way to our small small town, it frightens me.
What if I die?
What if I died and my last unfulfilled wishes left in that empty shelf, forever ungranted?
What if I died and that stupid An did not even get to give me back the money I'd lend him?
What if I died and I still haven figured out why guys go for the older women?
The solution to that equation above, is simple.
A will, of course.
My will will be simple.Straightforward and cut the the chase.
In letters. To family members, friends, frenemies, enemies.
To ex, and everyone that had cared.
Here's the definition of a will, for anyone who care to know:
A Will is a declaration made by a testator, in the form prescribed by law, as to how his property is to be distributed when he dies. If the person making a Will is a man, he is called the testator ; and if a woman, a testatrix. The Will authorises an executor (a man) or an executrix (a woman) to collect assets, pay off debts and divide the property according to the wishes of the deceased as stated in the Will.
I, Crystal Lee Yen Xian, hereby announce the benefactor of my assets.
My mum shall have my money. I suggest she donate to Africa.
My jewelries and knick-knacks shall be given to the Society of Lalamuis.
My clothes, to the orphanage.
My books, to my brothers, read them as you wish.
The request:
My body, buried , not cremated.
Me wearing a very nice blue dress when buried.
A funeral session in a church.
No red in my funeral.
Sign,
Crystal.
yea, well, this is starting to creep me out.
Maybe Jon is right, maybe I'm just too dramatic over these.
*Shivers-me-timbles*
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Jon say everyone writes stupid stuffs. so.
stupid stuffs
stupid stuffs
stupid stuffs
stupid stuffs
stupid stuffs
stupid stuffs
stupid stuffs
Oh the stupidity.
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