Nerd In Chic
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Monday, July 13, 2009
LOl, was sick today, so i was absent from sch. YAY..!!!???
well, f*** if u think that. The sore throat is making me sound like crackers all smashed up in a packet and my back ached like someones nagging my back.
schools out for me, but even tho its a simple 24 hrs, it can bored me to tears. so inspired by mish, i had found my solution to beat the boredom outta those sickiess out there. (Primary: H1N1 suspects)
Heres:
To get a woman you need time and money so
woman = time X money
Time is money so
woman = money x money= money^2
money is the root of all evil
evil = money^2
therefore
woman = evil
(I don't agree to that, we " women " arent so moneyminded. We just take 99% of watcha have, not all)
This one is very funny.Nice one , Peter.---->
Now this, is just making fun of a blond.----->
Another one:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
* Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
* Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
* Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!
This Is a CLASSIC!!!
Thats ALL folks!
♥